When did I start shipping Marlon and Maxi? Oops.

posted 2 hours ago

I had a dream that my crush actually liked me back and asked me to be his girlfriend and now I’m sad cause it’s not real. The fact that the hunger games broke out directly after might have been a hint but hey

posted 8 hours ago

kadeart:

Night Fury …

Send me stories

Tell me about something that makes you happy.

posted 19 hours ago

georqeweasley:

im laughing so hard

whippit-princess:

lasso:

Guys seriously would you LOOK at mini Adam Scott from Boy Meets World circa 1994

was this when he was mayor

satansmorningstar:

THIS IS NOT OKAY

  • baby: d... d... d...
  • father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
  • baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
  • baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*

im-literally-on-fire:

interviewer: skinny or fat girls?

phil: that’s horrible! don’t ask me that!

interviewer: but it’s a simple question..

phil: no, it’s a judgemental question.


how can anyone hate phil?

high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

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